betterthenyou
 
Age: 
26

Gender: 
M

Member Since: 
10/02/2007

Profile Views: 
105

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Last Login: 
09/29/2009

My Mood:  
Bored
General Information
Status: 
Single

Orientation: 
Straight

Ethnicity: 
Other

Education: 
In College

Occupation: 
I make your cable work, except for when it doesn't work, then it's someone else.

Hometown:
Second Star to the left,NY

Language:
English

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About Me
I know the difference between then and than...do you?
I am Here for: 
To find people willing to help me smuggle trix to the rabbit. This might seem crazy but think about it.... 1)That damn rabbit has earned his trix by now & 2)If you're old enough to remember those commercials you might actually be old enough to talk to

Hobbies: 
Making fun of strangers

Favorite Movies: 
Anything where the white people die first

Favorite TV Shows: 
The West Wing

Favorite Music: 
Isn't on the radio...actually it might be...I wouldn't know

Favorite Books: 
The Fountainhead, A tree Grows In Brooklyn, Stranger in a Strange Land, Starship Troopers, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress,Introduction to PERL, Learning the BASH shell (OK those last two aren't so much favorites as they happen to be sitting on my desk at the moment)

I Love: 
When the moon hit's your eye like a big pizza pie

I Hate: 
Being hit in the eye with a pizza, mozzarella hurts...
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  • My name is Darrell
  • All that follows was cut and pasted from Myspace.
  • No I didn't die in 'Nam
  • Please stop asking me why the apostrophe is in front of the N...Namibia people...look it up
  • You probably think you're smarter than me
  • You're not
  • <s>I'm that guy who you call when you cable doesn't work</s>
  • I'm a transmission engineer for the cable company...thats a fancy way to say I make video on demand work
  • I hate it when people find out I work for cable and ask if I could lower their bill
  • It is fully within my power to lower your cable bill
  • No, I'm not going to lower your cable bill
  • Sometimes I like to spin a book on my finger, and when people ask me how I do it I tell them that I was raised in a circus, but my parents were murdered and now I live with a wealthy bachelor and together we fight crime
  • Ok that last one wasn't true, but it would be cool if it was
  • I was a Boy Scout
  • You can see through my earrings
  • Sometimes I honestly forget how old I am
  • I'm damaged goods
  • chances are you don't know me nearly as well as you think you do
  • I'm a veteran
  • I've always wanted to steal enough of those "support our troops" magnets to cover someones car in the middle of the night
  • I read books
  • I've been accused of cellular fraud while acting as a junior ambassador to Israel
  • I can slam a screen door
  • I'm the reason the big red one is still red
  • I like rap more then any other kind of music
  • I don't think theres been a good rap album In at least <s>5</s>6 years
  • I listen to mostly <s>hardcore</s> loud music
  • I secretly enjoy the looks I get from old people when they notice the sound of <s>screaming</s> Jazz from my headphones
  • I've been to more states then I have been countries
  • I've been to 10 countries
  • I'm the reason the caged bird sings
  • I asked a 2 star general if he prefers ninjas or pirates
  • I can verify that 2 star generals don't have senses of humor
  • I have more piercings then tattoo's
  • My Itunes library has 16,000 songs in it
  • I don't have any Tattoos
  • I don't have a lot of friends
  • <s>I've never taken a college class</s> I've got 37 credits, a 3.8 GPA and a reminder of why I hate school and didn't go to college when I graduated High School
  • I like star trek and star wars
  • I dont like people who like star trek or star wars
  • I hate talking on the phone
  • my cell phone <s>probably costs more then yours</s> has a broken screen
  • last month I used 17 minutes on my phone plan
  • last month i sent over <s>200</s> 450 texts
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I Prick...
 

its a little scary when someone could possibly know about your penis....
I Prick...
 

you need to be postin some pics of you at work... preferably in only those sweaters....