I'm Brittany Marie

I'm 17, nuff said.

I tend to develop really close friendships with Stickam people.

Don't take anything I say seriously. I'm really sarcastic and crack racist jokes a lot.

When I go live, most likely, I won't be on cam. I have to get a new one.

"zomg, lemme see yer bewbies." "hai pretty ladaay! wanna cyber?"

^^ If you say that, or anything related, you'll be instantly kicked and banned. Simple as that.

I do have a boyfriend. Don't flirt with me.

Don't pm me unless you have something important to say.

I'm pansexual. If you don't like that, go to hell.

For the people who don't know, pansexual basically means that I don't care about sexuality.

Meaning I'll date girls, boys, or tranvestites.

I have major standards.

Don't join my live and say nothing.

If you join my live, I expect you to actually start a conversation.

Don't lurk me. It's creeeepy -.-

I'd rather not have 46 year old men jerking to me.

I have very few mods. If they kick you, they probably have a good reason for it.

Don't complain to me about your problems. I'm not a phsyciatrist.

No, I don't have any piercings or tattoo's.

But I plan to get some soon.

Don't ask me for my phone number. I'll give it to you once I trust you enough.

A lot of people say i'm "complicated" and I "over exaggerate" things.

I guess I could agree with that.

But I love to make scenes. It makes things more interesting.

Ya know how people say that when penguins find their mate, they spend the rest of their lives together?

Tim's my penguin<3

I absolutely hate preps. So if you're one of them, stay outta my live.

I make really awkward noises when people tickle me.

Fuck bladder problems...with a stick, js. I pee waay more than I should.

I've been playing guitar for awhile now.

And I'm pretty damn spectacular at it if you ask me.

I have insomnia, OCD, and an anxiety disorder.

Don't say i'm "fucked up". I'm just like you. I can function like a normal human being.

I just have side effects. Nobody's perfect.

I'm hella vulnerable.

My worst habbit is me chewing on the end of my jacket sleeve.

My tits are abnormally small, I know. Get over it.

Ima couch potatoe. It amazes me how I'm not fat.

People actually think I'm anorexic.

The people who do can go die in a ditch all alone for all I care.

When I laugh, I sound like I'm on crack.

Insiders make my world go round

"That's a knee slapper." "Fuck boredum with a stick. Preferably a long one." "Gnome sex toy ftw!" "I enjoy being the whitest of the white." "She's trippin' balls mang." "Yer mum was a beast last night!" "Fuckin' jew." "Sesame street and fat pauly." "It should be illegal to be this pasty." "I like 'em big! More coushin fer the pushin'." "Big bertha and Big booty judy babies." "Midgets wiff hair dryers creeep me out." "Brittany, when was the war of 1812?" "I see unicorns!" "Why helllooooo purple haze." "Hunter Estes has no testies." "Why so racist?" "Softsoap is a very useful masturbation tool." "Fat lady in a thong." "Why hello Mr. Neighborhood Squirrel." "Sherman is a pussy, but so are his other personalities." "Shitniggadayummmm, that crackajack go racks!" "I don't have liphair, kthnx." "Sweaty nipples." "Slippery sex noodles." "I make her jizz every half hour on the half hour." "When I get through witchoo, you ain't gonna be able to use that thing fer nothin' more than a flap to keep the dust outta yer buttcrack." "Brittany, don't delete it. I like yer deformed looking legs!" "That is sucha 'shut the fuck up and kiss my ass' face." "I love being a blackcracker. It's the best kinda oreo around." "Stephen says he loves yer sloppy seconds." "Get back on yo rich bitch corner." "Softsoap keeps my weiner free of herpes and black people." "Well...that's just flabbergastable isn't it?" </b> </center></b></p></p></p></p></p>