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I live in Montana, nothing fuckin' special about that. Im cooler than you, i will always be cooler than you. I wont get naked, So don't think you'll get lucky, FUCKER. I drink, loads and loads of Capri Suns. My vocabulary is created from all the swear words in this universe. I Will do like the most random-est things in my live, I like to keep my peeps entertained. Im not naturally blonde, But it takes work to be as dumb as me. I will never ever ever never never ever never ever go in color. I am constantly eating, and I don't have time for manners. Dont be like 'mod me' Cuz i wont. I pretty much tell you how it is, Im not to scared of anything, were on the internet douchers. Im Straight, Like cardboard. I will make fun of you, or anything in general, Never take anything i say to heart, If you do, Your fuckin retarded. Old men creep me out, Please stay away from me. I think, having girls in my live is awesome, Better than having a sausage fest. I will hit on you, only if i think your worth enough of my time to actually hit on. I like fun people, So be fun, and add me(: Railed: Verb-The act of fucking the living shit out of something or someone, preferably a female. Doucher: Noun- One who participates in doucheful activities; one who partakes in douchery, douchism, or is a douchist. Montana: Noun-The most manly state in the union where men head-butt bison, punch trout in the face, and chop down trees with their gargantuan dicks. ' Haterade: Noun-A bevarage comsumed by haters to refuel their hating campabilities. |
