I keep getting messages like "hey sexi" and "wanna go private?" and all I'm thinking is... ugh, just another horny mother effer. I'm sorry but I won't respond to messages like that. Nothing personal... It's just... ugh... No that doesn't make me stuck up. I just know that I don't want to have conversations like "hey what's up?" "nothing, you?" "nothin'" - I am so tired of that.
So PLEASE expand your vocabulary a bit.
I will never EVER flash anyone online, so don't bother asking. If I really wanted to flash a bunch of horny guys, I'd be at a party somewhere getting drunk. But I don't want to do that, so don't bother asking because that will make me dislike you right from the start.
Also, I don't want to watch you "get your keyboard all sticky." I don't want to know how you have 20 miles of glory... Really, I don't. So get over it. Get it? Got it? Good. I don't want you to watch me while I do my "heavenly rituals" either.
I don't want to hear what things you can do to me that no other man can. YOU ARE NOT GOD! I'm sure many men can do what you can, but not to me, because I just don't want it. And you know, even if I exempt the fact that I have morals, well, HELLO! You're umm... how many miles away? Yeah... A LOT! So there's no point to demoralize myself and listen to whatever crap you may have to say because to tell you the truth, I have an AMAZING imagination. So thanks, but no thanks.
Although let me say, in retrospect, it's quite flattering that you would all want to do such things to me even though I don't see why, I'd still like you to keep any nasty remarks to yourself because I don't want to hear them.
One other thing... I am straight. Straight as a rainbow. No, j/k. But really, I'm uber straight. So girls, I'm sorry... I'll be your friend and all, but I don't lick clits, and I don't want to know that you're fingering yourself. K? K. =)
So bottom line, if you say something like "dayum girl" or use some lame pick up line... the only thing you'll get is me ignoring you. I'm sorry it's just not worth my time. Nothing personal. But PLEASE... intrigue me. I'm dying to find someone on here who can really carry on a conversation. Guys or girls. Doesn't matter. Just don't hit on me. I mean, flirting is fine after we've established that we're friends 'cause well, let's face it, it's fun to flirt.
OH and one last thing. I HATE cocky guys or stuck up girls. So if you're either of those please just leave me alone. Thank you!
So just to let you all know, I'm really not a bitch. If it seems that way 'cause I don't want horny bastards PMing me all the time, then I'm sorry, but I'm only human. K that's all! =)
Why thank you very much for your add lol, and yeah, it's prolly a lil hypocritical to openly hate when people ask for subscriptions yet at the same time ask for comments but you know what? I didn't add you and ask for a comment, You came to my profile or live feed and added me on your own, so in short, thanks for the add lol. join my live when i'm on and perhaps we can talk about something else : )
hey thx for the add. i just sent ya an add on myspace too, check out the katy perry remix that i made that's on my page, its still a work in progress though.
