I was tested for Down's Syndrome upon birth because my tongue was protruding from my mouth--I tested negative. I am infatuated with World War II history. I am only a fangirl for Solid Snake. I want to be a Marine Biologist so I can kill dolphins. I hate sushi. I tried hard not to. I have a ladies' Soviet Uniform. I have cool friends--really. WOOD IS COOL. I would engage in sexual relations with Dr. Strangelove. I hate sluts. This doesn't mean that I hate promiscuity. I hate guys and gals who hurt other people in order to get what they want sexually, i.e. cheating and lying. I couldn't care less about a single, promiscuous person. That's their business and as long as no one is getting hurt along the way, it's fine. Stop acting like I'm an uptight bitch. Some of these things you should take seriously, while others you should not. It's your call.
I am Here for:
Friends and ridiculous webcam antics.
Hobbies:
Gaming, German language, dancing, drawing, reading, writing, Bolshevism, fishing, the crescendo, making an ass out of myself.
Favorite Movies:
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Traffic, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall, The Ladykillers, Kundun, American Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Alien, A Clockwork Orange, Magnolia, American Beauty, The Thing, 300, Children of Men, Pan's Labyrinth.
Favorite TV Shows:
House, Doctor Who, The Maxx, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Mythbusters, Camp Lazlo, and Hell's Kitchen.
Favorite Music:
Lamb, Boards of Canada, Sigur Ros, Radiohead, Aphex Twin, Autechre, Philip Glass, James Newton Howard, Akira Yamaoka, Imogen Heap, Electric Six, Loreena McKennitt, Yungchen Lhamo, Fatboy Slim, Massive Attack, Kraftwerk, Christina Aguilera, DJ Shadow, Fischerspooner, Frou Frou, Grandaddy, Liza Minelli, Lemon Jelly, Mandalay, Moby, Portishead, The Prodigy, Beck, Telepopmusik, The Shins, The Crystal Method, The Fratellis, White Town, Hilary Hahn, J. S. Bach, Ludwig van Beethoven, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Tom Waits, etc.
Favorite Books:
The Nazi Officer's Wife by Edith Hahn Beer, The Liberators by Viktor Suvorov, War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells, Night by Elie Wiesel, Watership Down by Richard Adams, The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, and anything by Sophocles.
I Love:
90's music, SS uniforms, shoes, Russian accents, remixes, Legally Blonde, my pets. Luke!
I Hate:
Feeding live animals to snakes. You're a lot of fucking sickos, awright?!
