hey! :) my name is Krista Jo Boatman. I hate my middle and last name. I'm sixteen years old. I live in Arizona City, Arizona. i'm five foot seven inches tall but i wish i was shorter. i'm bisexual and if you have a problem with that then fuck you! i'm half a virgin. i've had sex with girls, but not guys. i'm a great girlfriend but people take it for granted and fuck up all the time. i have two nineteen year old brothers named ryan and david. they're two of my best friends. nobody can make me laugh like they can. i'm allergic to oranges, watermelons, and grass. seafood, feet, backwash, mushrooms, cottage cheese, diet soda, soy milk, loogies, body hair, and acne are the nastiest things on earth. i've never been in a fight. i think fights are totally pointless, but i have brass knuckles just in case. :) i fall in love alot faster than i should. people say i have a really hot voice but i don't agree. people love my boobs; they're not that great. i use two hair straighteners on my hair everyday. all the make up i wear is eyeliner, but sometimes i wear eyeshadow, mascara, and fake eyelashes. i want extensions badly! people have called me "scene". DON'T LABEL ME; I'M NOT A CAN OF SOUP! i love screamo and metal yet i love lil wayne and the jonas brothers. i love tattoos and piercings. i think they're EXTREMELY attractive. I have an obsession with hello kitty and marilyn monroe. i have a monroe piercing, my lip on the right side, my ears twice, and my cartlidge on my right ear. i want to get my tongue, the other side of my lip, and the other monroe pierced. when i get older i want to be a tattoo artist and body piercer. kat von d is my idol. my dream is to work with her someday and get tattoed by her. I can speak a little french. i think it's a really interesting language and i love the way it sounds. i'm different in person than i am on myspace. on myspace i'm really outgoing and i'll say anything on my mind, but in person i'm really shy until i get to know you a little bit. i blush and giggle alot. i'm really easily scared and people say i'm a spazz. i love it. :) i'm really nice, sweet, and funny. i love making people laugh. i'm also very honest. if you piss me off, you'll regret it. i'm a very forgiving person, i'm actually too forgiving. i get cheated on and lied to alot and i'm really tired of it. i talk ALOT. i have two cats. a black one named dave (my mom named him after dave chappelle) and a black and white one named monroe. i named him monroe because his face is all white and he has one black freckle right where marilyn monroe's was. :) People say i'm gorgeous but i don't agree and you'll never convince me. there's still so much more about me, but it would take pages to write. Ask for my number or send me yours if you want to text me. I'm real and i can prove it; ask for a sign, i'll make you one.