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I'll make this simple for you. The name's Lyssa. I'll respond to anything you call me. (almost)[: I have a heart of gold, but I can be ruthless if you get on my bad side. If you want to find out, be my guest. I spend way too much money on people. I've heard that I come off as being cold? but I'm the farthest thing from it, I swear. I'm extremely sarcastic and supposedly hilarious. If you're willing to drive to my house and pick me up, I'd love to hang out. I'm really chill but I won't smoke your cigs or do your drugs. I'm sorry that I'm that straight edge, but it's not going to change anytime soon. I come from a big, strange family, so I'm used to the weirdos. If you're strange, you'll be one of my favorites. I'm 4'10", midget status in NJ, but I promise you I'm perfectly healthy. Besides, I get handicapped parking for being short, how fucking great is that? I weigh about 100 pounds, and I am a complete cuddle MONSTER. I'm pretty lame though. I'm a math nerd and do sudoku and brain puzzles in my spare time. You'd never know if I didn't tell you. I lovelovelovelove to be tickled, and hugged and loved. You're more than welcome to do so.(: - Don't strip, and don't ask me to strip. It's a total waste of time. - Make me laugh and laugh at me.(: - I don't mean to be rude, but I might have trouble accepting compliments. - I mod everyone I want to never be kicked out, so mods can kick anyone else who's not. - Make me a sign and I'll return the favor. - I say "I love you" to everyone, don't take it too seriously. |
