My name's Smitty. ((Most of you probably know me as Kenny...but that's going to change.)) I don't have a lot of friends, but the one's I do have, I'll do just about anything for. I have a very open mind, a short temper, and a strong opinion. I don't like idiots, nimrods, slackers, or whatever you want to call them. I'm working hard to make something of myself, and so is everyone that I know, or at least, they're leading me to believe that. I give everybody three chances to burn me. Don't ask why...It's just what I do. But after the third burn, don't ask for my help again. I'll leave you hangin. I'll drink most of you under the table. So, don't even try drinking games with me. My luck is better than yours, so don't try gambling with me. And my temper is worse than yours, so don't try fucking with me. If you're female, I'll flirt with you. If you're male, I'll hang with you, and if you're gay, then depending on your gender, I may flirt or hang with you. Just depends upon my mood. I am considered to be bisexual, because I am attracted to both females and males, however, I seem to have this strange fascination with pleasing females, so I'd consider myself mostly straight, with a twist or turn in the road every so often. Don't try taking me from whoever I'm with. I'll kill you. I'm a hopeless romantic, I love doing those small things that make girls blush and smile. I have my own way with words. I have my own style, my own flair and my own attitude. I don't belong to any clique. I am me, myself, and I. That's it. Nothing else. And that's all about me.