Unlike other homo sapiens, Niclac the Menace of Moldaria was hatched to the mother of a duck billed platypus and a estranged alcoholic mongoose. Beilieved to have left the family at the age of 2, he was raised by wilderbeast and other large mamals until the age of 10. Leaving his african homeland, he then traveled to fedual japan to learn the art of samurai. After receiving the title shogun, he traveled back and forth through time to learn from some of the most menacing figures in history. People like Genghis Kahn, the blind poet Homer, and B. Arthur. Finally, deciding what time period he could accomplism most menacing feats, he chose the year 199...wait i mean now.
I am Here for:
Menace, Shogunisms, Meatloaf recipes, friends and fam. If i dont know you, then dont fuckin bother. Really. I dont want to know you. Your probally not worth the flesh your printed on. But if you think you are go ahead and menache me douche fags, so that i may give you a better fuk off then just what thou hast read here.
Hobbies:
Menace, tarantulas, reptiles, aids on fire in your face, mongoose and other awesome animals, writing and comics, movies, barf
Favorite Movies:
Everything that helmet head paige hasnt seen. Its not as much movies as it is directors. Cronenberg, Lynch, Coen brothers...blah blah blah. You got to ask me. to many to name
Favorite TV Shows:
metalacalypse is the only tv show i watch.
Favorite Music:
somebody who has stuck a microphone up their ass, ran up and down the stairs, recorded it, and tries to lay a rap to it.
Favorite Books:
a lot of books. ask me.
I Love:
me, you, the zoo? i dont know. thats a dumb question.
I Hate:
me, you, the zoo, and CHEESE!
