Q: If you wanted to look very sexy, how would you dress?
A: Water wings and a tutu
Q: What dead person would you least want to be haunted by?
A: Harpo Marx
Q: You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?
A: Couldn't I just get money back or at least store credit?
Q: Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams whenever you wished?
A: What virgin wrote THIS question?!!
Q: Would you be willing to give up sex for one year if you knew it would give you a much deeper sense of peace than you have now?
A: So I have to choose between peace and a piece?
Q: What outfit or article of clothing do you like to see your spouse wearing the most?
A: A filled money belt. And thanks for not asking me another sex question.
Q: What is the strangest thing youve ever eaten?
A: Dog food. Yes, it's true, and no I'm not telling you the story.
I am Here for:
Fun, music, intelligent discussion, and kind people.
Hobbies:
Snail wrangling
Favorite Movies:
Amadeus
Back to the Future
Better Off Dead
Biloxi Blues
Breakfast Club, The
Dead Poets Society
E.T.
Finding Nemo
Forrest Gump
Grease
Groundhog Day
Independence Day
Mel Brooks-Young Frankenstien, HIgh Anxiety, etc.
Monty Python's (Anything)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Pirates of the Carribean
Princess Bride, The
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Raising Arizona
Singin in the Rain
Shop Around the Corner, The
Sound of Music, The
What About Bob?
When Harry Met Sally
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Wizard of Oz, The
..and many more.
I Love:
Anyone who has ever made me laugh.
The person who has little but gives much.
