I AM SAM. SAM I AM. blehhh, sike. yo, guess what. i'm baked. likapie. yeaaaaaah. which means i'm cool, right? NO! helllllllll no. don't judge me. i'm not shit compared to your standards. but i have a hella amazing boyfriend and he's better than yours, point blank PERIOD. everyone knows it. everyone knows us. i don't give a FUCK as long as i got my boyyyyy. and i plan to foreverrrr. tell me otherwise and ILL PROVE YOU WRONG. don't say shit cause i'll get pissed. fucccckin a, i got an im. LATERNIGG.