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i'm not easily offended, but i won't take your shit. i'm a california love child. i say "like," and too much. there's an 85% chance i'm more metal than you are. i love driving. i'm the "fuck it, let's do this shit" type. i'm not an ignorant fool. but i can't stand politics. there is nothing sexier than great conversation. i can pop, lock, and drop it [like a pro]. i swear like a sailor. i hate following the rules and "staying inside the lines". i'm stubborn as all fuck. i'm pretty mellow and laid back, but i can be a jerk. i think everybody should like everybody. i operate heavy machinery for minimum wage. i don't care about money and all that shit. surprises freak me out. i love the beach. [at night, especially] ferris wheels excite me. my favorite color is green. i think jello is gross [except for strawberry kiwi] my favorite word is bullet and i love the smell of gasoline. i'm a captain crunch addict. i'm the cure to your blonde addiction. end of story. fyi: i'm addicted the one thing you will never understand is what went on when no one was watching at two in the morning |