| There are few who deny At what I do I am the best For my talents are renound far and wide When it comes to suprises In the moonlit night I excel without ever even trying With the slightest little effort Of my ghost-like charms I have seen grown men give out a shriek With the wave of my hand . And a well placed moan I have swept the very bravest off their feet I'm the master of fright and a demon of light And I'll scare you right out of your pants To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mister Unlucky And I'm known throughout England and France And since I am dead, I can take off my head To recite Shakesperean quotations No animal nor man can SCREAM like I can With the fury of my re-ci-ta-tions... |
