here's your first comment.
i'll tell you a story.
today, i was watching harry potter, because i could, and i brought a wand. why? because i'm jezxa, and i can. then i got bored waiting for the movie, so my mind started wandering. i then thought a great thought, so i tried out my idea, and i took out my gauges.
long story short,
i can fit a wand in my ear.