Well lets see...i am a follower of the faith...i believe chuck norris can win the war on terror with one roundhouse kick... but the man is keeping him down...I really dont like talking about myself much, but a little info you should know. I grew up raised by a pack of wild ostriches...finding myself unable to live off of plants and grass i went off into the wild where i was trained and fought with the best ninjas ever...my mad numb chuck skills was not up to par and a personnel tragic incident while practicing helped me to move on from the clan...while bathing in the ocean i was captured by the most feared pirates that ever roamed the seas...unable to keep from laughing about the way my captain looked he tried to make me walk the plank...but i put him in the full nelson and made him say uncle...unable to take the long sleepless night from fearing for my virginity being taken, i was dropped off in Florida where i went to work for NASA...I was actually the first man on the moon...they sent me up a few days ahead of Neil and Buzz so that i could install the cameras and record them landing...unfortunately when they left there was no room for me in their ship and mine was out of gas...so they fired me and left me on the moon...it took a few years but i hitchhiked back to the states...After a few years of traveling with Gypsies, the circus, and hippies...i decided to join the Army...they have sent me all over the world...they feed me, pay me, give me a place to sleep, But the Army life has come to a end... I Moved to Texas and Now reside in Arkansas.. growing kind of fond of it here... I can be as silly as i want and when people ask why im so weird.. i tell them im from Arkansas