Happily married to the greatest girl in the woooooorld. She lets me be my retarded self.. and accepts me for the turd that I am.. lol
I am Here for:
Tequilla.. someone said there'd be free tequilla on this site..
Hobbies:
Midget wrestling (jello optional).. contemplating the important things in life.. like why there is brail on drive up ATM's.. why condiments are neither condoms nor mints.. and um.. tequilla
Favorite Music:
Angry white boy music.. Korn Marylin Manson Rob Zombie..
I Love:
Blow up dolls that don't talk back.. (and come with rubber repair kits.. for those "wild" nights)
I Hate:
When turds splash water back at ya when you set em free in the toilet
I like to think I'm an extraordinary person.. not many like me out there.. I have an odd sense of humor, love being retarded.. and making people laugh.
I don't get on here for drama.. just to act a fool.. so if you need coddling.. fuck off. That offend you? Then kill yerself.. (*insert fast talking legal disclaimer about how if your a dumb fuck who actually goes off and kills yerself.. that I aint responsible for it in any way.. and that we can all chalk it up to bad parenting on your families part*) I invented the wheel.. lip stick.. and warming lotion that tastes like popcorn (yeah theres a reason you havent heard of it.. lol) I think outside the box.. I won't answer the question "Is the glass half empty or half full?" Cuz I ask.. what's in the glass? lol Should I go on? Or are you starting to get it? Exactly...
If you wanna know more bout me.. you can also stalk me on MySpace by Clicking Here
I had to clean up the sand that was around the sand filling station in the yard! I have sand in every orifice! As for drinking, sounds good. I will go get two buckets. One for new drinks, One for used drinks (and chunks of what ever was for dinner). Humm...better get a label maker also, dont want to drink out of the wrong bucket.
