note: Stickam screwed up the order of my posts. Proper order is 2,3,1,4,5,6.

JK paints Maris, who will be naked in our imagination. JK paints Jesus in a headlock in 20 seconds. "We're here to promote screwing things up and exploring that process, through the failure, the fun in that process." JK belches (2). Shen calls in with a question about Mapplethorpe’s "Man in Polyester Suit" (see link at end of summary). Alex admits that he can't look at some of Mapplethorpe’s photographs, proving he is either a homophobe or, more probably, a closeted, and self-loathing homosexual (see: Jeffery Dahmer). JK sings gangsta rap: "Get some fucking internet going on, get some painting going on, get it all in is what I'm saying, c'mon baby get some running going, get some painting." JK paints nipples on Maris, Alex giggles like Beavis. ...continued, next post.

"It represents a lot of possibilities. you make up your own conception, uh, contraption, uh, possibility. We're talking about the joy of the unknown, the visual impact of the viewer. The viewer is picking this stuff up and it's not necessarily the intent, the intent of the artist who's creating this crap, which is me. OK?" JK runs and paints in DEMO MODE. 4.5 MPH. "All we are saying is give creativity a chance. Maybe this is a fruitless endeavour but we keep persevering, we keep going, we don't stop. We don't stop until the planet rocks. After all, what else can I do?" JK spits (1), belches (3) and considers the painting finished. Starts sets to work, f-ing up a previous painting. Alex belches (unofficial; not counted). Unknown caller raps about fat people. MC Kitty Litter dances while Alex "crushes his head", off cam, ala Kids in the Hall. DEMO MODE. JK fails epically by playing "Hampsterdance" while painting a pyramid. ...continued, next post.

Patrick from Birmingham calls in - he's discovered that Cheetos are a type of corn crisp with a powdered cheese coating. JK reminds him that no two Cheetos are alike -each one has its own DNA. Cheetos, white pants and pee stains. JK reminds Arnold that the show is not live and is, in fact, a dream. Alex jumps for attention, almost ruining a nearly perfect show, then giggles like Beavis and sings the Hampsterdance :( JK paints Patrick making sauces above the LA skyline then makes it better by adding fire. JK paints Cheetos. "That's not my name! That's not my name! You call me Billy? You call me Sam? You call me Justin? That's not my name!" JK belches (4). "That's not my name, dammit!" JK SPITS ON PAINTING! "That's not my name! Not my fucking name! They call me dumbass. They call me stupid fuck. They call me shithead. That's not my name, bitch! Not my fucking name! Not my name - fuck you! Fuck you, bitch! I'm not really angry." JK spits (3). ...continued, next post.

Episode summary: Alex co-hosts (still has beard). JK ponders the hemispheres of the brain and the pronunciation of the word semantics. We want to treat [creativity] like a little salt and pepper that you put on your dishes. For some reason, JK thinks he has to mouth words for the hearing impaired. JK belches (1) and puts on gloves. 4.8 MPH, adds green, yellow ochre and white to palate, almost out of alizarin crimson. DJ Flexible calls in. "Nothing wrong with half-assing.""It's good to kick back or you'll burn out. You'll be burnt toast or, you'll wanna get the munchies and metaphorically, that premise, it's all possible because nothing, nothing for the best for you guys because it's all about the creativity here. We are just going on and on and on and on and on." ...continued, next post.

Songlist: "Pocket Calculator"-Kraftwerk. "Pulling Teeth"-Greenday. "Swag Surfing"- F.L.Y. "Hampsterdance". "That's Not My Name" - The Ting Tings. ~ Links: Robert Mapplethorpe, "Man in Polyester Suit" http://farm1.static.flickr.com/116/269275487_91788e3529.jpg?v=0

"The Unbearable Lightness of Being Alex (hey, hey, hey, hey)" Airdate 21-May-09 Colors used: Alizarin crimson, orange, white Belch count: 4 Spit count: 3 ~ KILDUFF MUST FEED: (1) SEND A DONATION VIA PAYPAL AT LETSPAINTTV.COM (2) ADD COMMENTS AND RATE VIDEOS. ...episode summary, next post.